I only go in there on Saturdays to get the papers, and I get asked if I want a coffee. My reply is always the same " no thank you, I'm not likely to die of thirst in the 5 minutes it'll take me to get home"
Pips me off that they offer free tea and coffee but nothing for anyone who doesn't drink either! Actually it doesn't. I'm so used to being ignored in the free drinks stakes lol.