Looking For Olive

He'd not back yet. Been gone for hours.

Calling Olive of the roundabout. Have you seen himself?

Crikey when's the funeral? Will he be back by then?

I once had a member of Barstaff who was not terribly bright. He had recently moved house. We had a contract taxi firm who took us home after closing and we happened to be in his taxi. He announced that he had forgotten his address but told us the area and said he would 'know it when he saw it' and number was 'forty something'.There we were, after midnight, crawling slowly along identical streets while he shook his head at each house in the 40s.
Very long story, he actually lived in the only tower block in the whole area! :-X. He explained that he was 'looking sideways, instead of upwards'

Oh that's funny.

Years ago I went on a client visit. A colleague said "oh you can't miss it. The office is right next door to MFI". When I got to the road there was no furniture store anywhere in sight. Turned out the office was next to MI5!!

Woo hoo :(

I know!

I thought he'd be out of the house for days.

Yeeesss .... And guess who will be picking her up & taking her home.