He's fine Yorko, tbh he was fine last week, just a bit battered and bruised. He should have had his stitches out by now, I'll ring him tomorrow and see how he's doing.
Hmm this is curious, Tuborg I thought were Danish but this oddity I found today suggests it's now Turkish! "Legendary Turkish taste" it proclaims on the label, it's OK but nowt special.
Edit: It's a Turkish offshoot of the Danish company who've been owned by bloody Carlsberg since 1970.