1) Technology is such a mystery to me 2) I might as well have been born in 52BC 3) I've just f***ed up Facebook 4) Don't bother trying to look 5) I wonder how much the bill is gonna be?
Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.
1. Mark Zuckerberg won't be impressed 2. Putting your coat on might best 3. They'll send round the boys 4. To take away your toys 5. And update your status to pest
1) That's twice I've done it this week! 2) You'll have guessed that I am not a geek 3) What's wrong with a letter? 4) They are keepsakes - and better 5) For plugging a pipe with a leak.