Gym? I wish! I used to go as we had a nice one up the road with pool, jacuzzi, sauna and so on. No, my gymming days are definitely over!
As for blood alcohol, my GP told me to take my painkillers with a swig of Scotch to boost their effect (about my only option, unfortunately, as they can't prescribe any higher!) so I need to maintain a good 3% at the minimum I reckon.