Decided to make my annual fruit cake - do not do christmas cake - weighed the flour and before I could start knocked the blasted scales and the flour went everywhere (under the toaster and bread bin etc) .. does sugar go off? Found some in the cupboard, best before date something 2003 and 2004!
Decided to put the new flour into the freezer (to kill the flour mites) and then remembered I hadn't made the Yorkshire Puddings, so I used semi frozen flour to make them ... I am not a domestic goddess like Cass - 82 mince pies!
Also, earlier in the week I set fire to a plastic spatula thingy (Joseph Joseph no less) which OH had purchased..