Post by Berry McPaper-cuts on Feb 12, 2015 20:53:45 GMT
I have an appointment for a free consultation at my local Clinique counter tomorrow. She twisted my arm when I was replacing my mascara the other week and I didn't like to say no. I am not keen because I know I'll end up having to buy something I probably won't use much and if I do the shopping at the same time I will be over the free 90 minutes in the car park. If she was to do some eye makeup I could wear at the wedding in May that would be a different story.
You don't have to buy anything Flying Pigs! Tell her, "Make up my eyes for a wedding!" < Like that. Stern. Look her in the eye..... Poke her in the eye LOL
Change your tune and change your hair Or your not going anywhere Change your tune and change your hair Or your not going anywhere (Put your dukes up, John Put your dukes up, John Put your dukes up, John Put your dukes up, John)
Use the car park as your excuse for getting your eye make up done, then leg it saying you must get back because your ticket is about to expire, and you'll be back next week to buy!
I like Cog's idea. Failing that, have a small list of alternative excuses with you:
Forgotten your purse/credit card/cheque book Avoiding eye make-up because of imminent laser surgery Mr FP has banned you from buying anything this month You are superstitious about things bought on Friday 13th
Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.
There was a company that offered to clean a carpet to show you how powerful their machines were so I booked a session. Now obviously the whole point of this free service is to get you to buy the machine so as soon as the demo was over my salesman was dispatched. I can hear him now, "I'll make sure you never get another demonstration again!" LOL