Men droning on? Jeans rising? Anyway no-one has mentioned hanging or the death penalty yet. You can still get Play-Doh apparently too. So what else... oh, I know - you never see it anymore, no need to redo it, just show it!
Because you know what it would look like if the PC Brigade got their hands on it...
Mim - Putting forward himself for Dad's Army? What skills does he bring to this outfit. Mine could do the Telecommunication side, Mr Nell and his organ could entertain all. Any further recruits? rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-smiley-emoticon