I'm pretty certain the santa outfit doesn't come in my size so I'm fairly safe there!! I rather like the reindeer onesie but I have recently bought a raccoon one so he probably wouldn't buy me that!
I got a set of Le Creuset pans one Christmas which I was pretty pleased with, MIL got a Hetty a couple of years ago, novelty knickers wouldn't upset me and I would even take the flatulence underwear as an amusing joke. Even the 'hold it all in' thing would be ok really - I already have a few similar items.
I'm not a celebrity fragrance fan (understatement!), which he is well aware of, but I know someone who is and would probably love the Cher Lloyd stuff. Horses for courses, innit!
Nanaimo Bar Sharing Tub, £5.99, - full of the Canadian treats layered with coconut biscuit, orange cream, candied cherries and semi-sweet chocolate - in your stocking
And for me -
the gift of fragrance with Jo Malone's Intense Trousseau, £835, packed with her sensational scents