* jaffa orange hair after I used Polydye Remover * green hair when I put a brown dye on blonde hair (brown & yellow = green. Doh!) * a blonde quiff that made me look bald in artificial lighting. I had to mascara the roots for a while * I glued my eyelid to my brow bone while struggling with false eyelashes * cut my top lip badly while shaving underarms. Note to self - look in the mirror not under your arm * not learning my lesson - shaved off part of eyebrow while using electric shaver underarm * I stopped buying deodorant spray after spraying my armpits with hairspray too many times * wrong shade of foundation... Too often. Varied from 'I've been drained by a Vampire' to 'I've got jaundice' * walking around in a panic with a lump of wax on my leg that I couldn't pull off * more recently, egged on by 30, sucking on a bottle cap to make lips swell up. I don't want to talk about it!!
* jaffa orange hair after I used Polydye Remover * green hair when I put a brown dye on blonde hair (brown & yellow = green. Doh!) * a blonde quiff that made me look bald in artificial lighting. I had to mascara the roots for a while * I glued my eyelid to my brow bone while struggling with false eyelashes * cut my top lip badly while shaving underarms. Note to self - look in the mirror not under your arm * not learning my lesson - shaved off part of eyebrow while using electric shaver underarm * I stopped buying deodorant spray after spraying my armpits with hairspray too many times * wrong shade of foundation... Too often. Varied from 'I've been drained by a Vampire' to 'I've got jaundice' * walking around in a panic with a lump of wax on my leg that I couldn't pull off * more recently, egged on by 30, sucking on a bottle cap to make lips swell up. I don't want to talk about it!!
Oh dear, I'm very boring! The only one that I can hold my hand up to is the one about putting eyeshadow on with your fingers - fingers were invented long before brushes! I still smudge it out with my fingers, I have better control.
I never wore foundation until I discovered Jerome Alexander's powder a few years ago. I can't bear the feel of liquid foundation on my face and it was always so obvious I was wearing it that on the odd occasion I tried some it came straight off again. If some of the girls around here are to be believed, the more obvious your foundation is and the more obvious the 'tidemark' round your jawline the better. And not forgetting the applied-with-a-trowel eyebrows!