Not sure if this is a rat deserting a sinking ship or jumping in the grave while it's still warm, either way it's hopefully fake news.
There's suggestions that Harvey Barnes might be leaving Leicester in the Summer. No surprise there, half the team will feck off to pastures new, but would the bloke seriously want to move to....wait for it.... Villa ?
Youri Tielemans is the first Leicester player to jump ship, no surprise really as he nearly went last Summer but no one wanted to pay the fee. This time his contract is up and he'll go for free. The business side of LCFC is in a mess.
He's been a great player for us but so often of late he couldn't be arsed.
It's FA Cup Final day, and a Wembley treat for all Mancunians.
Man City v Man Utd
Who will succeed? Will Elsie Haaaland score another hat-trick (3)? Will Jacqui and Phyliss sport new hairdos? Pip Gladioli or Eric ten Shag, who gets a yellow card first for gobbing off at the ref?
All this and more at 3pm. (Note not the usual 5pm KO in a bid to keep those Mancs relatively sober)
A City fan (right colours, wrong club) not so recently
I forgot to mention I had the weirdest dream last night - Man United had been served a massive points deduction for some dodgy dealing and were left at the foot of the PL table with -77 points. This allowed Leicester to retain their PL status.
It was never really in doubt, City had not conceded a goal all tournament while United nearly stumbled in the Semis when Brighton took them to penalties and they limped through 7-6. But in fairness they did force City to give away a penalty today which at least gave them hope. Poor Jacqui was the one who was made scapegoat for that, so unfairly imo. And Elsie failed to trouble the scoresheet again today, they might as well sell him off in the Summer. I gather Leicester are looking for players.
Traditional pre-match musical extravaganza this year provided by a partially black woman. I didn't catch her name, might have been Megane...
Jacqui makes a magnificent impression of the great Maradona, only for a callous referee to award a penalty to United. The Argentinian hating shyster.
There's trouble as a Villa fan storms the stands and attempts to steal Elsie's medal from around his neck! Luckily the blighter is caught on camera and hopefully the police will have the fecker safely behind bars this evening.
Bad luck Berry McPaper-cuts Minor, I'm sure your Dad will commiserate you when your bus gets in.
I've just joined the works 'Super Six' predictions competition - six matches are chosen at random each week and you have to predict them, ideally correctly in order to win money.