In an out-of-season and last minute panic some years ago I bought a piece of Kipling hand luggage that was exactly the size specified in our travel documents. I didn't pay top dollar for it and was so impressed I decided to get another but by the time I got round to it that particular style had been discontinued.
"Let eBay be your friend" I thought and, sure enough, there was one listed for an astonishingly low price, albeit in shocking pink. I won it and eagerly awaited its delivery but was dumbfounded when a make-up bag with handles and a crossbody strap fell out of a tiny padded envelope.
Who knew Kipling replicated some of their styles in a range of sizes?
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