Sagittarius: I just need to let you know that wherever you see yourself on the ladder of life’s highs and lows, even if you happen to feel you have already ascended to a place of unprecedented elevation, there are further heights to reach.
Apparently, 2015 is going to be a good year health wise. He then points out all the things that could go wrong with my health in the next 12 months - so not such a good year, huh? Gems such as Recognising the symptoms of a possible illness in May can help you minimise discomfort - isn't that what you do anyway? Ooh, I have a cold coming, I think I'll just leave it so it can get worse
The best bit though Avoid overreacting to misunderstandings with loved ones in February. Does that mean I can have a full blown domestic the rest of the year?
And if I can just shatter the illusion a little more, Russell hasn't even made this bo$$ocks up.
I've known a few horoscope compilers over the years and have seen well thumbed copies of the reference book they use for "research" - it's just a case of pick a topic from the index and go to the relevant pages where there are hundreds of hackneyed phrases ready for rotation.
Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.
..."but you’ve yet to experience the great Solar Eclipse in March and the way that life feels once the world is out of the shadow of the seven. rare squares from Uranus to Pluto"
I must let global leaders know the world will be out of the shadow of Uranus after March...
As the great Jean-Paul Sartre, a great philosopher, apparently also a Cancerian, would say "What shite!"