OK, maybe I wasn't entirely serious about the bracelet (although I did wonder briefly) but I do have the little bottle. I find it fascinating - rest of the family think I am odd. But you all knew that.....
Paul What's-his-name was telling you how to lose the craving for chocolate on TV the other day. When you fancy some just imagine it in your mouth along with the most disgusting thing you can imagine. I think toe nails and pubes will work for me.