We've got the rain now and, although the garden needs it, that'll mean that my clean white car will arrive Oop North sporting brown splatters. I'm sure that he thinks my car is never clean because I often collect mud etc on the way up the M1 even when it's been gleaming when I've pulled off the drive.
See that's the trouble with old people, they are so cynical!
I'm surprised at you reading a lefty rag like The Mirror, Liv.
Now, let's have another read. It's not the Met Office who are making all this up, it's some organisation calling themselves 'WeatherAction'. In fact it's a chap from 'WeatherAction' called Piers Corbyn(!) who's been talking to --->The Express<--- , so The Mirror have nicked the story. It's like Chinese whispers then because reading on, the real Met Office have dismissed this forecast as a load of old cobblers, saying we might be in for a touch of frost. They say there may be a bit of snow on the high ground in Scotland but that's quite normal in October.