Home grown lazy shyster

They could easily cure him of his self imposed porkiness, at virtually no cost at all. Put a sandwich outside his door, at the far end of the corridor, and don't give him anything else to eat until he's dragged his fat arse there to get it.

Next day, put the sandwich at the top of three flights of stairs.

Repeat as necessary...

If people stopped feeding them, or let them have nothing but healthy food unless they walked to the shops and bought it themselves, people like that would soon lose some lard.

Their family and friends are as much to blame as they are, because they're the ones that give them the opportunity to get so big in the first place.

It must be a truly miserable existence

I hope so, Yorko, he gets no sympathy from me.