For that special someone ...

I only just found it, @lewis , thanks to you tagging me. I'm sick of everybody buying me that kind of stuff. I always take it to the monthly church Coffee Morning.

...seems to go down well there...

I did buy one of these silver plated testicle scratchers as a Secret Santa gift for one of the salesmen where I was working. He seemed to spend most of the time scratching them anyway, so it seemed rather appropriate...