That picture makes me feel squiffy, has it got sardines in?
It's a Teesside parmo, Frazz, we've mentioned them before. This one is special as it's stuffed with doner kebab meat, raising the calorie level to 8000.
That looks like it could clog up the arteries a little bit. Green meat and all that cheese.
Don't get me wrong. I adore cheese.
Parmos are delicious kerri, but a rare treat because of the calorie count. Kebab meat is also delicious, but the parmo-kebab (pictured with worryingly green kebab meat) is a step too far and borderline dangerous imo.