We can certainly relate to the first one as our Chassis is a kleptomaniac. She doesn’t limit her theft to underwear though but brings back anything she can get her paws on. Recently, she brought us a baby’s bib and a dummy. The folk at the end of the lane recently had a baby so I’m guessing they were careless enough to leave these items on their balcony. Chassis particularly favours towels though this may be because they are the items most frequently left outside.