NHS wasting money

Utter lunacy, thought up by a panel of idiots who will have cost the NHS a packet even before the first rainbow bunting is in place. I'm sure whatever your race, colour or sexual preference, you'll just want seeing to as quickly as possible after your horrific cycling mishap with a bus, never mind worrying what your ward will look like and who/what your doctor is.

On the bright side, claim to be a one legged bigender with anxiety issues who identifies as a black South African wart-hog and you'll have your heart by-pass op moved to the top of the list.