Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 4:52:11 GMT
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“Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”
“We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”
“The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can’t they train them to smile?”
“There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.”
“We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”
“I spent a whole week on safari, and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.”
“We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”
“The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can’t they train them to smile?”
“There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.”
“We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”
“I spent a whole week on safari, and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.”
