What a shambles! Complete capitulation from the Geordies, allowing the most hated team in the league to establish a European place while giving Man Utd and Spurs a chance to nick their Champions League dream. Ollie Watkins was POTM, a dislikable shyster who scored a brace (that's 2) and made the assist for the first goal. It is not good enough and I'm frankly glad my internet is going off soon because mamafrankie is going to be bloody annoying later.
Ollie Twotkins punches the air after scoring, to the delight of his Neanderthal fans. Someone should punch his mush for his smugness.
"Why-aye Eddie, that was a reet load o'shite lad. Tha'll be gettin' a reet lashing off them mad Mullahs down the Riyadh Club tonight."
Man City 3-1 Leicester Look, that wasn't an embarrassment. OK Man City were 3-0 up after 25 minutes and there were fears of a 9-0 slaughter, but Leicester clung on from that point and Iheanacho grabbed an easy one midway through the second half to spare blushes. Elsie scored two of their goals, I forget who scored the other. He was pulled off by Pop Goesthelada and denied his hat-trick (third). Pop seems to pull him off every week. The title will likely be decided in ten days when City entertain Arsenal, pretty much a must-win for both teams. Meanwhile Leicester "must win" against Wolves and Leeds next. Time is running out.
Keiran Dewsbury-Fotheringhay-Pilkngton-deVere-Hall takes his weekly kicking, this time from Etihad thug Kyle Wanker.
"It's simple, I get meself sacked before the end of the season and the little Thai fella gives me £10K..."
Leeds 1-6 Liverpool {insert red waving scarf} feck me this is getting annoying
Fantastic job by the Scousers, having cheated wonderfully for the first goal as Trent Alexander-Arsole assisted quite rightly with his hand. From then on Leeds capitulated and it was a free for all. It’s a weird season for Liverpool, they’ve either won 9-0, 7-0, 6-1, or lost. Meanwhile Diego Jota failed to score for 1687 minutes then put two away in 20. And a final stat, if Liverpool win all their remaining games and Newcastle lose three, the Scousers will claim a Champions League place. There are rumblings given retrospective run-ins... 😮
Brentford v Villa Leicester v Wolves Liverpool v Forest
I like Brentford and it's a shame we couldn't have poached their manager Thomas Frank who would have been a much better appointment than Dean Smith. I hope they turn their recent slump around today.
Meanwhile if Leicester don't win today, we can pretty well kiss goodbye to the PL.
Brentford 1-1 Villa Very disappointed with Brentford, they had it in the bag only to let Villa equalise with just minutes to spare. No one likes to see it and it's the sort of balls up usually reserved for Leicester.
Leicester 2-1 Wolves BLUE ARMY!!! We are back in it! In a line up of sheer desperation, three forwards were employed - Vardy, Daka and Iheanacho. Iheanacho put the penalty away after Vardy was hacked down and injured, and ironically defender Tim Castagne scored the second. Meanwhile the Turkish Twonk Söyüncü has found favour with the stand in coach and has actually proved his worth, so another Brenda fall out was the problem before. He's still a nasty little thug though. We have to go to Leeds next which will probably decide whether we stay up or go down, but for now we is out of the drop zone.
Liverpool 3-2 Forest Thank you Jota (twice) and Salah in particular who scored the winner that keeps those shysters from up the road in contention for the drop. I gather Klopp was chuffed too while Steve Cooper gurned like he's never gurned before.
Pleased to see Wrexham got through, there will be much rejoicing.
I had to investigate this one - Wrexham (or Wrecsam as they like to spell it) have beaten Boreham Wood in the National League and are now promoted to League 2.
And like Caerdydd, Abertawe and Casnewydd County, Wrecsam have no place in the English League.
Forgot to mention another vital PL game kicking off at 2pm...
Newcastle v Spurs
This one is on par with Leicester v Leeds and Man City v Arsenal next week, a win for the Geordies will be a massive step towards the Champions League.