Absolutely awesome! Villa have been shamed in all departments today. Following a pretty dismal 0-0 first half, things turned much brighter in the second. Ex Leicester turncoat shyster Maddie is back on form and scored Spurs' opener before a second arrived three minutes later. However it was the next moment that secured Villa's fate, thanks to John McGin who I've always suspected to be a vicious shyster. It was a partticularly nasty lunge at a Spurs player which could have broke a leg - the lad went down for the foul, leapt back up again in retaliation and fell back down when he realised he really was in pain. McGin quite rightly got a straight red and should never play again imo. And so it capitulated completely for the Villans as ten minutes of thuggery time was used by Spurs for another couple of goals. The right and proper result which will hopefully see Villa removed from the Champions League place in the not too distant future.
A thriller by all accounts, one of those that neutrals really enjoy. Personally I could never be a neutral, I think part of the fun is supporting a team even if only for one match, but that's just me. City took the lead quite early but MacAllister scored from the spot to equalise after a chesting City shyster had, well, cheated. The big names seemed out of sorts, Mo Salah coming off the bench but not getting to grips with the requisit while Elsie Haaaaaland failed to score where he'd normally be popping them in for fun. And poor Kevin "The Bastard" DeBruyne was well pissed off after being pulled off early. Arsenal are now top but only on goal difference, Liverpool and City just behind and only one point seperating all three. This was a slightly better day for The Scousers though because City still have to play Arsenal which could be yet another title decider. It's going to be a great run-in.
Yes I started a sentence in that report with "And", which is worse than "But" but not as bad as "So". Please don't write in.
This act of violent thuggery does not warrant a penalty or a red card apparently.
Salah, still rusty from his Africa jolly, goes to stamp on MacAllister who got booted in the chest before remembering he's a team mate.
Klopp and Poop, bestest friends. You don't get this with the whining Arteta.
The one wearing the black/white striped top looks as though he has lost his handbag ….
I'm not sure which one he is Lily, but he lost tonight, unsurprisingly from that photo.
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Chelsea 3-2 Newcastle
Probably a great game for a neutral, but we have our Yak teams here and once again the Geordies have let us down. 1-1 at HT, with everything to play for, but Antony "Flash" Gordon was off injured before then and Eddie was left with yet another sickie to deal with. Second half was all Chelsea with Newcastle salvaging some hope in the 90th minute when Flash's sub scored, but it was too little too late. Newcastle stay in 10th with Chelsea in 11th but a game in hand, it's mid table tedium quite frankly and you wonder when the Geordie oasis will finally dry up tbh.
A tedious response to last weekend's capitulation, several Villans getting on the scoresheet this time. The bastard McGin was playing despite his red card last weekend. These shysters do as they please.
Ex Scouser Jordon Henderson now plays for Ajax after a difficult spell with the Saudis. He was a bit shit tonight, probably why Klopp offloaded him. Here he is tripping over his own keeper.
Another awful day for the Geordies, no FA Cup for them this year, no title, no European adventure next season. They are pretty well up the Tyne without a paddle boat. Tiredness and all the squad being off sick was blamed, that and the fact City are streets ahead of any other PL team yet again, even Liverpool probably.