Football Chat Thread

Im sorry, I was going to have a stab at it but was proper shite last night and forgot

A little bit better thank you Mr Moody,

HT

It's almost fecking embarrassing.

A satisfied customer there. ^^^


FT

Brighton & Hove Albion 2-3 Liverpool
Tricky one for The Scousers as they appear to have played against two teams, Brighton and Hove. Squeaky arses all round, the Seagulls kept dumping everytime Liverpool took the lead, but there was no blot for Slot tonight.


Villa 1-2 Palace
Oh happy day! Villa took the proverbial, decided to concentrate on Europe and to feck with the domestic cups. Serves them right, well played Palace.


Newcastle 2-0 Chelsea
Great win for The Geordies, much needed confidence booster too. Chelsea did a Villa and played a b-team, ex Leicester boss Maresca basically screwing it up then. He even took Dewsbury-Turncoatshyster-Hall off at half time, such was his faith in his protege. Anyway, good work Newcastle. Just sort your bloody A1 airport route out.


Man Utd 5-2 Leicester
An utter disgrace once again from Leicester, Cooper fielding a team of ne'r do wells rather than take the chance of silverware seriously. To be fair, we scored two which is about right against a team who've so under performed this season, and last for that matter.
Eric Ten Shags has been sacked, United's interim boss is Rude Van Nistelroy, you might have heard of him from the United glory days. It does make you wonder if their team have been in charge of the dressing room rather than Ten Shags, and thus underperforming.


Maresca rues the day he quit Leicester before remembering they're worse than Chelsea
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Geordie celebrations as Eddie Al-Howay-the-Sheiks is reprieved from an infidel's torture
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Kenco Diaz is walking on air after scoring the Scousers' winner
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Oh do feck off Rude Van Nistelroy, and you too Cooper
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Who needs the League Cup anyway? We've already won it 7 times.

From a recent agony aunt problem page:
'Dear Auntie Ruth, My father is a mass murderer serving a whole life tariff, my mother is a drug addicted prostitute, my sister is an unmarried mother of 22 kids all by different fathers, one brother is a rapist and my other brother is a Crystal Palace supporter. I've just met a wonderful man but how can I tell my boyfriend I have a brother who is a Crystal Palace supporter?'

Tomorrow's PL fixtures...

Newcastle v Arsenal 12.30KO

Tractor Boys v Leicester 15.00KO

Liverpool v Brighton & Hove Albion (again) 15.00KO


If we lose against Ipwsich it's difficult to see how that useless gurning shyster Cooper can stay in his job.


Tractor Boy Sheeran in non-hot WOG (Wife Or Girlfriend) shock.
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