I'm an alpaca - get me out of here!

There are a few smallholdings near here with various animals and birds but my favourite is the one with the chocolate brown alpacas - they are so gorgeous and come right up to the fence to talk to you. Such cuties and so cuddly with the extraordinary Victorian hair arrangements on top of their heads,

Mr Nell always moans about cutting the grass - seems an obvious solution to me. You'd have to have two for comapny, of course.

I wonder what they taste like....