Charcoal! This is going to be the new fad thanks to Gwyneth and her food police I have just read. "But there's a brand new kid on the healthy beverage block, with a distinctly chalky texture and yet the colour of ink: charcoal - in cold pressed, liquid form. Sound appetising? Not a bit. But what was once the preserve of Gwyneth Paltrow and her tribe of smug Goop devotees - who have named charcoallemonade one of the “best juice cleanses” around - is what those in the know will supposedly be quaffing, come January" No, no, no!