Post by Berry McPaper-cuts on Nov 24, 2014 21:51:30 GMT
1. Put two slices of bread in the toaster and brown 2. Empty baked beans into a microwaveable dish and follow instructions for cooking in the Popty Ping 3. Spread cooked toast with your choice of butter or whatever 4. Spoon cooked beans over buttered toast I find this is enough for my tea and provides some leftovers for the man in my life's breakfast.
1. put a stabbed potato in the popty ping to jacket 2. open a tin of tuna with a special device called a can opener and fork into a bowl. Keep a small amount back 3. fight off cat with a chair and a stick while spooning mayo onto tuna 4. keeping cat at bay, squeeze your potato to make it split open (you may need to hold it with hands wrapped in kitchen towel because it's hot!), spoon mayo tuna into split potato. Salt optional. 5. before you sit down to eat, put the small amount of tuna you kept back under cat's nose & lead it outside. 6. Ignore the cat throwing itself at the window & enjoy!
*1 parked car *a short length of hose *1 cup of water
Wait until someone starts to make lunch. When it is about ready go outside, open the petrol cap, throw the hose & the water on the ground. Race into the house & announce "Someone is stealing your petrol! He just ran off!"
Enjoy.
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1. put a stabbed potato in the popty ping to jacket 2. open a tin of tuna with a special device called a can opener and fork into a bowl. Keep a small amount back 3. fight off cat with a chair and a stick while spooning mayo onto tuna 4. keeping cat at bay, squeeze your potato to make it split open (you may need to hold it with hands wrapped in kitchen towel because it's hot!), spoon mayo tuna into split potato. Salt optional. 5. before you sit down to eat, put the small amount of tuna you kept back under cat's nose & lead it outside. 6. Ignore the cat throwing itself at the window & enjoy!
Open package of Doritos. Fill bowl halfway. Add already shredded mozzarella on top. Top with another layer of Doritos and cheese. PoptyPing for one minute. Devour!!!
Variations include cooked beef or chicken.
Then you have your toppings. Ketchup. Mayo. Sour cream. Bliss!!!
My lunch most days!! Topping has to be sweet chilli sauce - unless I have an avocado then I mash that, mix in sweet chilli sauce and chuck it on top!
Actually, I like Lidl nachos better but same principle!
My basic, stand-by, simple 'can't-be-ar$ed' meal which works for breakfast, lunch, tea, elevenses............ - take one tin of Tesco value rice pudding, open, eat cold out of tin. Sorted.
My working day starts simply with breakfast ........... I open a can of tinned mackerel in brine, drain the fluid out and eat it straight from the tin. :-*
In my defence, , fish is brain food (and in my job I need it) and it fills me up until lunch. It's also a lazy option because it's quicker than toast and I don't like milk so don't eat cereal.
I don't think I could eat fish for breakfast Toril.
I only started to eat it because of the Omega 3 and also oily fish is supposedly good for the joints, and I haven't got time to faff about doing kippers and the like on a working day. I think the Omega 3 helps with the old grey matter because my maths is better than the Year 6 pupils but as for the joints ........ I'm due to go in for a full knee replacement early next year so I think the beneficial oils got stuck above that joint.
My quick meal is usually poached eggs. Or a jacket spud with prawns but much like Min I can't let bloody Harvey get a whiff of the prawns or I'm in the tish! Prawns are his tippy top favourite treat and I can't eat a spud and prawns whilst his white paw pads across the table or work surface in the pitiful search for treasure.
Harvey won't eat tinned tuna. He's a seriously picky eater. It has to be just right or he won't touch it. Freshly cooked chicken or beef or fish is fine but if it was cooked yesterday then he won't touch it!
Alf is a gannet. He is always desperate to be fed at meal times but doesn't beg for my food. He's an opportunist. If its on the floor or in his bowl he'll eat it but he does trust that he will be fed twice a day. If he's full from dinner ... and he is regularly full to bursting ... then he won't eat treats.
Post by Berry McPaper-cuts on Dec 3, 2014 16:32:26 GMT
The cats act as a good 'food has gone off' detector for Mr Maisie. If they refuse to eat his tidbits he knows he shouldn't either. Katya normally turns her nose up first.