"There were no green comets in the sky and no Triffids in the garden because of the adverts"
What tobacco are you rolling when inspecting the patio Liv ?
You remind me of my late aunt when she was supposed to have given up. Saying she need to cool off, she would disappear up to the greenhouse at night. My uncle always sat with his back to the window and it was really hard not to laugh seeing the sudden bright red glow as she puffed away lol!