Celeste wants one! I think she does, she is nuzzling the screen, or maybe she just fancies the mod-el. She takes after Alfie in the trouser department so it would be a bit pointless. Chassis would wear it with pride. She may be a scrawny, ill-tempered, kleptomaniac, but she loves getting dressed up.
It's a great pity the right of free speech isn't based on the obligation to say something sensible.