A dismal game, England's girls were very poor as if not interested. I guess they were looking forward to Corrie tonight only to find themselves dragged out onto the pitch. Alexa Russo opened the scoring, assisted by Reece James' sister, but Rolfö Harisson equalised in the second half for the Super Troupers. Our Beth came on to replace Reece James' sister but she had been in the Brown Cow with John and Nora earlier so wasn't much good. The Brown Cow being the local pub in Hinderwell before you all start writing in.
City gave Villa the thrashing they so richly deserved, only Jnoh "te te te Reflex" Duran spoiling the party with an unnecessary goal for the Villans. Phyliss was the hero of the night with a hat trick (3) while Elsie and KtB were strangely quiet. The Villa "fans" saw fit to boo Jacqui at every opportunity, somehow forgetting the good times he gave them and the £100m cash injection when he left. Shysters.
Unai "Dick" Emery joins in the vile abuse aimed at poor Jacqui
Phyliss kicks the ref in the knackers and gets away with it
There's more chance of me marrying Tomas Ledin than of your mob being promoted, Bruv, in fact, I'm more likely to marry his 97 year old widower father!
'That Government is best which governs least' - Henry David Thoreau. Tomas, ta tú mo ghrá, mo chroí, mo agam agus mo rogha, a chara. Go deo.
It's appalling, it shows a complete collapse of the defensive element of the team.
Anyway, not a bad day...
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Villa 3-3 Brentford Quite a match for the neutral I guess, but hugely disappointing for Brentford to throw away a well earned lead as Ollie Twotkins snatched an equaliser through their similarly disjointed defenders. 2-3 would have been a thrilling result but I suppose it's 2 points lost for the Villans with Spurs 3 behind but two games in hand.
Fulham 0-1 Newcastle Tough game for the Geordies with Eddie Al-Howay looking miserable as feck for most of the match. Eventually though the Cottagers defence was broken and Bruno Guimarães (see what I did there) hit the back of the net. He's very good but looks as miserable as Eddie most of the time.
Leicester 2-1 Bluenose Shysters Phew, that was another tricky one, and it shouldn't have been because the Bluenoses are pretty awful. We are desperate for a reliable striker, we've been through this before, but it needs to be said. But not to worry, it's three points in the bag thanks to Stiphy Mavididi again and you can ask no more. In fact Leicester fans were treated to more because both Leeds and the Tractor Boys lost, putting us back on top of the table with a game in hand. Slowly it's taking shape again though it's squeaky arse time for the remaining few weeks.
Stiphy Mavisdidi holds up a mis-spelt shirt as if it's lost property before remembering it's his shirt he pulled off when he scored. Lucky he was wearing an under-shirt or he'd have been booked for showing off.
This could ba a tricky one, United are very unpredictable atm. A lot of their fans are worried they'll lose heavily, but I'm not so sure and I think the Scousers could come unstuck here which would throw the title race into chaos.
I should imagine, in fact I think I heard the anguished sound of a Scouse fan from a village near Warrington. All was going well, United were in dreadful form and after 20 minutes, Kenco Diaz drove one home. By HT though it was still only 0-1 where Liverpool had had unpteen shots to United's zero. Things took a turn second half, United's first shot was fired in from 50yds, a screamer into the back of the net from Bruno "can you hear the drums" Fernandez, and then someone called Mainoo (Man U?) did a similar trick and it was suddenly 2-1. The clock ticked down, Klopp gnashed his shiny teeth and luckily a cheating United shyster hauled Hartley Elliot down in the box, penalty. Mo Salah scored from the spot, a point was earned and now it's down to goal difference at the top. Arsenil have quite a superior goal difference so short of a 10-0 win somewhere, it's out of Scouse hands for now.
Millwall "fans" are horrible. In 2017 they invaded the pitch after somehow winning an FA Cup match against us. Hopefully tonight we shall finish the shysters off in a manner befitting the game. Or alternatively we could reek revenge.
I despair, I really do. How the feck we are still top of the table is beyond me, Millwall FFS! This is a new low.
Here's some online commentry from late in the match....
90'+6' Post update Attempt missed. Patson Daka (Leicester City) header from the right side of the six yard box misses to the right. Assisted by Dennis Praet with a cross.
90'+5' Post update Attempt missed. Stephy Mavididi (Leicester City) right footed shot from the left side of the box is too high. Assisted by Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.
90'+4' Post update Attempt blocked. Abdul Fatawu (Leicester City) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Stephy Mavididi.
90'+3' Post update Attempt blocked. Kelechi Iheanacho (Leicester City) header from very close range is blocked. Assisted by Abdul Fatawu.
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We are into seven minutes of injury time at the Den and Leiester's Kelechi Iheanacho sees a header cleared off the line.
Another big chance goes begging for Leicester. Patson Daka is found at the near post, but he gets his header all wrong and it goes harmlessly off target.
And so it goes on. Vardy was taken off at 73m, Iheanacho replaced him and did nothing. Daka only got a look in at 88m, and that is our strike force. It's pathetic! And we've probably just saved Millwall's season.