Oh that was brilliant! Firstly, Club Brugge are pretty poor, Villa should have wiped the floor with them, but a moment of hilarity handed the Bruggers a win. In a dismal encounter, midway through the second half, Emily Martinez tapped a goal kick out to Tyrone Minge, but Minge didn't realise the goal kick had been taken and picked the ball up with his hands to give to Emily. The referee quickly pointed to the spot and the penalty was converted. Fecking priceless!
It's just getting better, four losses out of five for the Villans and a stunning show from MOTM POTM Mo Salah, an assist for the first (Charlie Nunez) plus one for himself. All the talk is of Salah leaving the Scousers and fecking off elsewhere next season when he's out of contract. He would be sorely missed.
We've had one of those daft UEFA Nations League - League B - Group 2 matches tonight.
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England 5-0 Rep Of Ireland
Lee Carsley's last match as interim manager was a good one, despite a tedious first half ending 0-0. After a HT bollocking though, England went out all guns blazing, and straight away Harry Kane scored a penalty after a cheating Potato Picker got sent off. From there on Ireland capitulated and no less than four England players scored their debut England goals - Antony "Flash" Gordon, Conor "Wonderwall" Gallagher, Jim Bowen and on his first cap, Taylor Harwood-Bellis. Not heard of him, apparently he's a Southampton defender so quite why he got the call up is anyone's guess, but the misuse of his surname will keep till he gets it wrong.
And now we await "Jug-ears" Tuchel's leadership for the WC Qualifiers...
Leicester v Chelsea 12.30KO Leicester are without most of their squad through injury and not being arsed, so what better time for turncoat-manager Enzo Maresca to rear his bald Italian head for the first time since he fecked off to join the Pensioners? The shyster!
Leicester 1-2 Chelsea Enzo Maresca's habit of winning at the King Power has not deserted him. What's left of our team was deleted once more as Harry W*nks hobbled off after 25 mins, and from there on our midfield was all over the place and Wilf "Yes" Ndidi was given a stern telling off for putting his studs into Coal Palmer's ankle. Some say it was worth a red card, but that's nonsense. We won a consolation penalty in the 95th minute when a cheating Pensioner tried it on in the box, the shyster should have been sent off.
Villa 2-2 Palarse All was going fine in the first half, but Palarse bottled in in the second and allowed Barkley (another vicious little thug like McGin) to equalise. I'd enthuse more but I can't be arsed.
Khun Aiyawatt 'Top' Srivaddhanaprabha (R) and Khun Apichet 'Bottom' Srivaddhanaprabha (L) sit grimly watching yet another masterclass of ineptitude. Just sack Cooper you thick feckers. i.postimg.cc/m2DbRtXB/Screenshot-2024-11-23-9-06-35-PM.png