Southampton 2-3 Liverpool Woah! A bit lucky there, or was it a top team saving themselves as they must all do now and then? Whatever, the Scousers had to pull it back in the second half as they are 2-1 down, but as is so often the case, Little Mo Salah saved the blushes with an equaliser then a penalty after a cheating Saint handled in the box. Sozbolszai Szobzolzi the bloke with the weird Hungarian name opened the scoring, and Liverpool are now 8 points clear at the top after Man City fell apart yet again, losing 4-0 to Spurs yesterday.
That's a point, if Man City are thinking of offloading Poop Gladioli after four losses, Leicester have a vacancy...
Newcastle 0-2 West Ham A miserable night for the Geordies, I don't know what happened as I've been out but apparently Newcastle were the better side for much of the game, except it seems when the Hammers were in front of the goal. And at that point, twice, they were sh*te.
In a desperate and surreal moment, Callum Wilson attempts to remove the goalposts so that the cheating Hammers shysters can't keep scoring, a tactic that failed quite dismally. i.postimg.cc/d1kqZNXK/Screenshot-2024-11-25-10-23-04-PM.png
Give me the child until they are 7 and I will give you the bigender: Aristotle 1984-2022
Grandson was at the game and remarked that "they did actually play well but seemed to lose heart after the second goal instead of being spurred on by it, so no excuse."
There you go~ Grandson Matt's match report.
Needless to say, violently partisan youngest daughter was screaming "we woz robbed" with a few unladylike epithets thrown in...
It's a great pity the right of free speech isn't based on the obligation to say something sensible.
The Slot era continues with yet another fine win. It's true RM are not the team they used to be, but a solid display from the Scousers. Curiously though, there were two penalties, one for each side. Kylie Mmboppe took the Real one and missed, Little Mo Salah took the Liverpool one and also missed. Scouse keeper Caoimhín Odhrán Kelleher (see mamafrankie for pronunciation tips) was heroic in his Mmboppe save apparently and there are calls for him to replace Alison, Liverpool's regular keeper who's been pulling a sickie for some months now.
Villa 0-0 Juventus
The relentless Villa march into obscurity and oblivion marches on, another fine display of abject ineptitude. There were concerns at the end after they scored in what seemed like the 190th minute, but the excellent VAR was on hand to point out a cheating Villa shyster who'd fouled on the keeper. The dirty bastard.
...but it looks like Leicester will be appointing Rude van Nistelroy as their new manager and he could be in charge for the Brentford game on Saturday.
I'm of two minds here. I'd really have preferred someone like Potter or Moyes who have experience of turning a club's fortunes round. RvN quit PSV and went to assist at Man Utd where he was in charge for their last four games after Ten Jags was sacked. They won all four, but was this through RvN especially or just the players returning from the dressing room revolt? On the other hand many are chuffed with the news and he could bring "exciting football" back to the King Power. Khun "Top" Shrivadhannaprabha has meanwhile been to the players and demanded they start performing, so he finally seems to have realised things need sorting even though it was his fault (and the twerp Rudkin, director of football) that they set Cooper the Clown on.